Sugar Dog Man by Praise

Praise's Comments: Here's a new one from the Tavern....

This little puppy, she got her a wag
And a wiggle and a giggle and a tail for a flag!
She can always hear the step of the wunnaful Sugar Dog Man,
And the Sugar Dog Man he sees her, huh! As only he can.

Yes the Sugar Dog Man,
Now that's a treasure like wow!
Cuz a Sugar Dog Man, baby--
He ain't never fooled, nohow!

Corgi and Retriever, and a little corraggio sure,
Sugar Dog is faithful with a heart that is pure.
Sugar Dog and Sugar Dog Man, they go for a ride,
Beats keepin' up with that LONG Sugar Dog Man stride!

Yes the Sugar Dog Man,
That's a keeper you know!
Cuz a Sugar Dog Man, lil sugar dogs,
He always knows where to go!

Sugar Dogs is 'licious! An' Sugar Dogs is sweet.
A real Sugar Dog will lick you, yes, right offa your feet!
Sugar Dog Man don't use a leash, he don't tell you to stay,
Sugar Dog Man just offer a lap, cuz that's the bestest Sugar Dog way!

Yes the Sugar Dog Man,
He treat him his Sugar Dog all right!
Rather play with this old Sugar Dog
Than glare up a Sugar Dog fight.

Now Sugar Dogs is loving, an' Sugar Dogs is nice.
But Sugar Dogs ain't stupid-- no, love, Sugar Dogs is wise.
And Sugar Dogs can always tell just which way to go,
And Sugar Dog, if asked where she sleep, oh yeah, she always know!

See there's a special Sugar Dog Man,
Keeps the Sugar Dog Luhhv Bed.
An' Sugar Dog she surely come there
For to lay down her silky soft head.

So Sugar Dog Man, you may be, an' Sugar Dog, you may see.
Sugar Dog may curl up in your lap, for an hour or maybe three.
But Sugar Dog Man, or friend with a need, Sugar Dog boun' to fly.
Cuz Sugar Dog bidness is callin', an' God alone knows why!

But that ole special Sugar Dog Man--
What keeps the Sugar Dog Luhhv Bed--
He know Sugar Dog will surely come home
For to pillow her silky soft head.

~Susan Hinton~