Wait! I forgot one;
Oooooh, the smart@$$ed, vulgar, lowlife, white trash dirtbags are whacking, bad!
(We should be able to kill a lot of perfectly good socialist giveaway programs and prosecute a lot of criminals in the next few months)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! Woooooo! He he he he he, no please, HAW HAW HAW HAW (gasp, pant pant) Whoa, you're killin' me! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Signed,
Ha ha ha ha ............(holding belly "oh, oh, oh")