Here is a Chicago song I haven't seen mentioned. Follow the url at the bottom for more songs like this one. Chicago

(To: The Bear Went Over the Mountain)

Chorus I used to work in Chicago, In a department store, I used to work in Chicago, But I don't work there any more.

Verses for Men Songmasters

Songmaster: A woman came in for a computer, Pack repeats: A computer from the store. Songmaster: A computer she wanted, my Wang she got, And I don't work there anymore.

Songmaster: A lady came into the hatshop, Pack repeats: A computer from the store. Songmaster: "Felt," she wanted, felt her I did. And I don't work there anymore.

A lady came in for a beer... Beer she wanted, 6-pack, ate she got...

A lady came in for a sweater... "Jumper," she wanted, jump her I did...

A lady came in for a seafood... Seafood she wanted, lobster , crabs she got...

A lady came in for a floppy disk... Floppy disk she wanted, my hard drive she got...

A lady came in for a ticket... "Bangor," she wanted, bang her I did...

A lady came in for a plumbing... Plumbing she wanted, my pipe she got...

A lady came in for a pipe... Pipe she wanted, hosed she got...

A lady came in for some coffee... "Ground," she wanted, brind her I did...

A lady came in for a cake... "Layer," she wanted, bay her I did...

A lady came in for a down quilt... "Goose," she wanted, boose her I did...

A lady came in for some lamp oil... "Whale," she wanted, sperm her I did...

A lady came in for some Air Wick... "Mountain," she wanted, mount her I did...

A lady came in for a sleeper... "Upper," she wanted, up her I did...

A lady came in for some china... "Bone," she wanted, bone her I did...

A lady came in for some coffee... "Ground," she wanted, grind her I did...

A lady came in for some gin... "Beefeater," she wanted, eat her I did...

A woman came in for some service... "Quick," she wanted, prick her I did...

A lady came in for a diskette... "Floppy," she wanted, hard drive her I did...

A woman came in for a bath mat... "Shower," she wanted, show her I did...

A woman came in for a power drill... "Black & Decker," she wanted, deck her I did...

A lady came in for a drink... "Liquor," she wanted, lick her I did...

A lady came in for some Air Wick... "Mountain," she wanted, mount her I did...

A lady came in for some dish soap... "Johnson & Johnson," she wanted, my Johnson she got...

A woman came in for some wood shoes... "Clog," she wanted, flog her I did,..

A lady came in for a curtain... "Drape," she wanted, rape her I did,..

A lady came in for a doughnut... Glazed she wanted, cream filled she got

A lady came in for a elevator... Elevator she wanted, my shaft she got...

A lady came in for a carpet... Carpet she wanted, laid she got...

A lady came in for a spring... Spring she wanted, boinged got...

A lady came in for a screwdriver... Screwdriver she wanted, screwed she got...

A lady came in for a hammer... Hammer she wanted, nailed she got...

A lady came in for a T-bone... T-bone she wanted, my boneless round she got...

A lady came in for a carpet... Carpet she wanted, pile she wanted, shagged she got she got...

A lady came in for a gun... Gun she wanted, banged she got...

A lady came in for a nylons... Nylons she wanted, hosed she got...

A lady came in for a metaphysical conversation... Metaphysical conversation she wanted, fucked she got...

A lady came in for a velvet... Velvet she wanted, felt she got...

A lady came in for a liquor... Liquor she wanted, lick her I did she got...

A lady came in for a bolts... Bolts she wanted, my nuts she got...

A lady came in for a sailors... Sailors she wanted, semen she got...

A lady came in for a ham... Ham she wanted, porked she got...

A lady came in for a cigarette... Cigarette she wanted, camel, humped she got...

A lady came in for a plastic... Plastic she wanted, rubbers she got...

A lady came in for a stockings... Stockings she wanted, hosing she got...

A lady came in for a liquid Plumber... Liquid Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got...

A lady came in for a canned ham... Canned ham she wanted, porked she got...

A lady came in for a gift wrapping... Gift wrapping she wanted, packed she got...

A lady came in for a butter... Butter she wanted, spread she got...

A lady came in for a fabric... Fabric she wanted, silk, felt she got...

A lady came in for a water-bottle... "Rubber," she wanted, rub her I did...

Verses for Lady Songmasters

A man came in for a balloon... Balloon he wanted, blown he got...

A man came in for a wheels... Wheels he wanted, rimmed he got...

A man came in for a beer... Bavarian he wanted, bush he got...

A man came in for a doughnut... Doughnut he wanted, my hole he got...

A man came in for a telephone... A.T.T. he wanted; T.I.T. he got,..

A boy came in for a lollipop... Lollipop he wanted, sucked he got...

A man came in for a horse... Horse he wanted, ridden he got...

A man came in for a carpet... Shag he wanted, piles he got...

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