Severn finally arrives and asks the alligator behind the bar for a cup of coffee. "We're our of skim, sir" "Well, no use crying over split milk.", sighs Severn. "Cream will do. Is this the good Columbian?" "No, but the weed is!", slurs a voice from the corner. "Juan Valdez is as good as the next in a pinch. It's colder than a Republican's heart out there! Thank God you're just a regular publican" Severn tells the gator. "It's awful quiet around here. Where are the Squidlets?"......
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