I also sing this to the tune of ["Old MacDonald Had a Farm"] miaow miaow-miaow-miaow miaow miaow miaow, [Ee-I-ee-I-O] miaow miaow miaow miaow miaow Which I just did a few minutes ago. Cat: Miaow? (translation: "Is there any food?") Me: (Line 1) miaow miaow-miaow-miaow etc Cat: Miaow (translation: "Perhaps you didn't hear the question. Is there any food?") Me: (Line 2) miaow miaow miaow miaow Cat: Miaow? (translation: "We appear to have a communication issue here. Let me repeat the question. Is there any food?") Me: (Line 1) miaow miaow-miaow-miaow etc Sometimes we even get to the "with a miaow-miaow here, and a miaow-miaow there, here a miaow, there a miaow, everywhere a miaow-miaow, and back to the beginning. Repeated until the cat gives up, or until I stop finding it funny. In case you think I am starving the poor little wraith, he would eat 24/7 if I provided the continuous sustenance. He also loves corn, pumpkin and green beans. What a weird little sucker!
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