Beekeeping: The Big Effen Bee by Matt McGinn He kept bees in the old town of Effen An Effen beekeeper was he And one day this Effen beekeeper Was stung by a big Effen bee Now this big Effen beekeeper's wee Effen wife For the big Effen polis she ran For there's nobody can sort out a big Effen bee Like a big Effen polisman can The big Effen polisman, he did his nut And he ran down the main Effen street In his hand was a big Effen baton He had big Effen boots on his feet The polis got hold of this big Effen bee And he twisted the Effen bee's wings But this big Effen bee got his own back For this big Effen bee had two stings Now they're both in the Effen museum Where the Effen folk often come see The remains of the big Effen polis Stung to death by the big Effen bee That's the end of that wee Effen story 'Tis an innocent wee Effen tale But if you ever tell it in Effen You'll end up in the old Effen jail
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