HOT DOG SONG
As recorded by Arrogant Worms on "Toast" (2004)

Everybody loves hot dogs; even pasty hippies
Find it's hard to beat a tube of meat, but now a question hits me:
What the hell's in a hot dog? I shouldn't ask, maybe,
'Cause I don't know any animals that grow cylindrically.

CHORUS: So have a hot dog on me, my friend.
It's made out of animal odds and ends.
Have a hot dog on me, my friend.
It's the particle board of meat.

It's good to reuse and recycle the unpopular pieces of meat
That are quite gross, yet after they're processed, are such a delicious treat
That the children eat them till they're queasy, because they love the taste
Of sodium phosphate and iridorbate,* soy protein and sodium nitrate. CHORUS

May or may not contain chicken and/or pork and/or meat,
So have a hot dog on me, my friend.
Don't think 'bout the parts from the pig's rear end.
Have a hot dog on me, my friend.
It's the particle board,
The particle board,
The board particles of meat.


[* I can't confirm that this chemical exists.]