We had an intro which went over well: (Shout the words in caps)
ROLL UP ROLL UP! See the fat lady standing on the skinny man's COCK your eye over here and see the leopard with the 14 spots on his MICKEY close the door theres a draught comin in from the elephant's HOLE(d) your tickets for the next performance please.
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