Fort Worth. FORT WORTH!? Where The West begins is further East, at the middle of the Mississippi River! The boundary between the State of Misery and Illinois! Moreover, Illinois is a proud Western State, having about 40 acres on the West side of the Mississippi! Illinois (except Chicago): Where The West Begins! John Wayne (originally from Cincinnati) moseying down the dusty Main Street, six-guns on his hip! The music playing "Do Not Forsake Me, Oh Mah Darlin'"! The REAL West! Not that overgrown urban sprawl of Ft. Worth, but towns like Big Neck, Hull, and Pontoosac!
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