First, you don't fence in armor. Secondly, you're supposed to block the cuts and thrusts. Thirdly, your opponent was probably doing something unsafe. But consider: you have a saber scar and you can reminisce about your days at Heidelberg as a member of a Studentcorps, cutting your swath with a Mensurschläger and drinking beer until bleary. As for Truly Extreme Sports: Skeet Jumping (ski jumping while shooting skeet), ice tennis, figure gymnasics, high bump (done with cars), horse hockey (riding horses on ice and you have several "pucks"), and naked bobsled come to immediately to mind.
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