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GUEST,Gerry Inappropriate Songs (75* d) ADD: Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns.. 04 Sep 17


Pretty much anything from Kinky Friedman, someone is going to find inappropriate.

Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In The Bed

You uppity women I don't understand
Why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
But before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
You'd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.

Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
That's what I to my baby said,
Women's liberation is a-going to your head,
Get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.

Or maybe you'd prefer

Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' lone star beer
Talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to hear.
"they oughta send you back to russia, boy, or new york city one
You just want to doodle a christian girl and you killed god's only son."
I said, "has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not very nice,
We jews believe it was santa claus that killed jesus christ."
"you know, you don't look jewish," he said, "near as I could figger
I had you lamped for a slightly anemic, well-dressed country nigger."

Or maybe

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IBaz8WEBIw


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