Short shorts make me uncomfortable. I just don't think females should have that much of the body exposed to strangers. And I think no female over 30 should wear short shorts. It's something about the texture of the skin.

Recently I was walking down a fashionable ice-cream and antique-shop street when I saw a young woman wearing shorts that exposed the lower edges of her buttocks. Above that was a tight, low-cut knit shirt. Across the shirt was printed "RESPECT".

Say what?
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My last job before retirement was in a fabric store. I put up with a lot, but I had a rule for myself that provided some comfort. The rule was that any woman who came in wearing a tennis dress would receive the minimum of service. I'd help her find her thread, but no extras along the way.