I'M A NUT!


I'm an acorn small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground.
Everybody steps on me,
That is why I'm cracked you see.

Chorus:
I'm a nut,
I'm a nut,
I'm a nut,
I'm a nut

Called myself upon the phone
Just to see if I was home.
Asked myself out for a date
At the latest half past eight!
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I like myself, I think I'm grand
Went to the movies to hold my hand
Sat right through the second show
Just because I love me so
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Took myself to the picture show
Sat myself in the very last row
Wrapped my arms about my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face!
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Bought some roses at the store.
Told myself I wanted more.
That's why I broke up with me.
Now I'm a nut that's been set free!
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Gee, I miss me all the time.
Wonder if I'm doing fine.
Maybe I'll stop by to see
If I have a chance with me.
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