Like just .001% of the population you are a BUMPKIN (SPIT). You can be quiet and restrained when bound and gagged. Behind your reserved exterior lies a vacant mind that prevents your comprehension of anything more complicated than shoelaces. Problem solving, such as finding all of your fingers, is virtually unknown to you.

Your strength lies in your ability to remain invisible while surrounded by crowds of the people you only wish you could think of as peers. Once people break through your dull exterior, they are able to easily plumb the depths of your personality only moments after you mention your flatworm collection.

Learn to be a little more personable and people will discover your less obvious flaws even more readily. You are unintentionally adventurous. Just make sure that the last words anyone ever hears from you are not, "Hey, watch this!"

Other BUMPKINS from the entertainment world:

Jethro Bodine in The Beverly Hillbillies

Clem Kadiddlehopper as portrayed by Red Skelton

Goober on The Andy Griffith Show