'i don't go to sessions much these days because of these people who write political rants or songs about how the girlfriend left them' you've obviously heard the latest folk classic what I have written My girlfriend's gone away And I don't like Theresa May the thought of them, it really makes me sick Theresa is prime minister, but the girlfriend's much more sinister Anyway - they both get on my wick then the refrain (written in the tradition) So heave away me hearty we're bound for the Conservative Party Even now the Boris Johnson flies aloft Down by the rolling sea There I will have a wee for the aching in my ball means I'm pissed off.
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