Music by Mark Hollmann
Lyrics by Hollmann and Greg Kotis
Book by Kotis
Broadway 2001-2004

Theme Chorus URINETOWN




Women
You our humble
Audience
You have come to
See
What it's like when
People can't pee
Free
First act lasts an
Hour
Don't assume you're
Fine
Best go now, there
Often is a
Line Men
You our humble
Audience
You have come to
See
People can't pee
People can't pee free
Can't pee free
First act lasts an
Hour
Don't assume you're
Fine
Often is a,
Often is a line
All
This is Urinetown!
One restroom here at Urinetown!
It's unisex at Urinetown!
All by design
Lockstock, McQueen, Fipp, Barrell
It's the oldest story -
Masses are oppressed
Faces, clothes and bladders
All distressed
Rich folks get the good life
Poor folks get the woe
In the end
It's nothing you don't know
All
You're at Urinetown!
Your ticket should say Urinetown!
No refunds, this is Urinetown!
We'll keep that dough!
Sopranos
People can't
Pee free!
People can't
Pee free!
People can't
Pee free!
They can't
Pee free
In
Urinetown!
Urinetown!
Urinetown! Altos
This is
Urinetown!
Here we are
In
Urinetown!
This is
Urinetown!
Here we are
In
Urinetown!
Yes,
This is
Urinetown!
Urinetown!
Urinetown! Tenors
This is
Urinetown!
Here we are
In
Urinetown!
This, this
Is
Urinetown!
Here we are
In
Urinetown!
Yes, here we
Are in
Urinetown!
Urinetown!
Yes,
This is
Urinetown!
Yes,
This is
Urinetown! Basses
It's the
Oldest story
It's the
Oldest story
It's the
Oldest story
With masses
Oppressed
Masses
Masses
Oppressed
In
UrineTown



Sincerely,
Gargoyle

Greg Kotis had the idea for Urinetown while traveling in Europe? long gone are the glorious days of the Paris Pissarie...however, small villages continue to rejoice in Liberte' Equalitee, Fraturnitee, in cafe, bar, and civic "comfort-rooms" across the French country-side.Poo