hahahahaha!
well, guys, as i impatiently waited for your responses (five minutes? seven minutes? what's happened to you slowpokes??) i did just what spaw suggests and searched for "plow my vulva" on altavista. i found the one he linked in, and also this: http://www.auburn.edu/~downejm/sp/rls--courtship.htm
hoo, doggy!
excuse me for a moment. i have to *ahem* see a man about an ox.
emily