Here's a pledge and a song of today. Actually I wrote them a year and a half ago, but they dont seem to have gone out of date. Please bring to your next school or athletic event:

Bludgeon You Gents

I bleed all you gents to the flack

of the you-die-in stakes of a murder car

And to the reap of luck for richer scams

One Haitian underdog inderisible

With libertines that just ask for oil


Scar Strangled Banter

O staid cant obscene by the dumb surly right,
Fatso rowdily seig heiled at the toilets lost cleaning,
Whose fraud snipes and fright spars screw the powerless might,
Odor ram farts we sqwatched, were so callously screaming
                                             (and stare)
Dave Crocketts' red scare, the bums thirsting in the square,
Bade groove with the whites that our flack would swell terror
                              (banter)        
Jose does that scar strangled banger yet rave,
                              (panther)
O'er the brand of the freaks and the drone of the slave?