Actually, I have two of them and had to join the Navel Reserve....

After Severn goes through a wash cycle, a hunchback climbs down from the bell towerand asks at the bar, "Did I hear someone call for a ringer?".....

"Seizure later, alligator?" "No, I think I'm through being sick, thank you....." "Not your fault. That's.what happens when someone else writes your material ....."

A young fellow in a green Robin Hood outfit sitting on the highest rafter chuckles and says, "Those bats know from nothing as far as flight instruction. The real secret is this Pixie Dust. "Oh yeah? Says a bat. "Just watch THIS!", says Peter Pan as he swoops down to the bar and throws some Pixie Dust onto the rhino. Some of the dust gets in the rhino's eyes, and upon angrily jumping up from his stool, finds himself airborne. "Top THAT, you blind leather-winged sewer rats!......