The Oily Boid, freshly rescued from a pipeline spill, takes one look at the size of the wyrm, turns around and heads back to its home to go back to sleep..... The alligator brings the wyrm a bottle of Mescal and and a straw, supposedly so it can free a relative at the bottom of the bottle..... The gibbon MC of the Hairy Simian Chorale steps up to the mic and proclaims "Alright, everybody, we've got a special guest. Please give a worm welcome to our old friend LAILY"! After a round of applause and a long pull at the straw, Laily is backed by the group on a version of the old Percy Sledge hit, "Wyrm And Tender Love". More applause, after which he heads for the Serpent's Quarters..... Teresa Terrific explains to Severn, "So far in my short sweet life, I've been crowned Miss Judgement by a judiciary committee, Miss Calculation by the Society For Mathematics Professors, Miss Direction for Google Maps and a whole lot more. I've won the Miss Alaneous crown for five years straight. I have no more room on my mantle piece. for any more trophies. You say you're 69 years old and have no money, so are YOU to be considered a trophy?" Hell, a lot of the time, they even leave out the letter space between the "a" and the "t", but I'm a good man for all that...." "Usually, if I wanted to leave with something somewhat battered and crispy, I'd be talking about carryout chicken or fish, but step over here for a well deserved birthday present. Don't get any ideas, because, believe it of not, I'n still a virgin...... Severn thinks that whether she's a revised stranded virgin or under the protection of King James, she's still Good News For Modern Man...... The wealthy Puma turns out to be a relative of Xavier Cougar & Abbey Lion frim the Big Banned Days.....
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