How many violinists does it take to change a lightbulb? - As many as you like, there'll still be more than enough left in the orchestra. How many viola players does it take to change a lightbulb? - As many as you like, no one will notice they've gone. How many timpani players does it take to change a lightbulb? - Just one is fine ... as long as she's back in time for bar 786.
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