I have been authorized by the Idaho Legion to release the following:

Using its proprietary and tippy-top secret non-violent, wildlife friendly, free range, all-natural, energy-conserving "Push 'Em Away" technological breakthrough, the Idaho Legion is proud to announce that the "Chinese Satellite" has been diverted to a crash-and-burn landing in the South Pacific Ocean.

As far as is known, no animals were harmed in this saving of the planet Earth, although several houses near the Legion Hovel had to be evacuated and the local fire department was forced to deploy several very large smoke extractors due to a stench in the area of the Hovel.

Anyone wishing to contribute to this technology is urged to send bottles and bottles of minty-flavored mouthwash to the Idaho Legion.