EVERY line in Tom Waits' Heart Attack and Vine but especially:
Don't you know there ain't no devil there's just God when he's drunk?
And (another chuckle):
See that little Jersey girl in the see through top,
Over by the pedal pushers suckin on a soda pop.
I bet she's still a virgin but it's only twenty-five to nine.
You can see a million of them on Heart Attack and Vine.
Come to think if it, pretty much every line from the pens of Leonard Cohen and Tom Waits; and, most of Paul Simon's.