I sure have enjoyed looking at many of the recollections and fond memories of individuals about the Dunderback song. My father sang it to my sister and I when we were young, he knew a few verses and we enjoyed singing it with him. After reading many of the versions on this thread, I rearranged the order of the verses and changed some words and sang it at my father's Celebration of Life on August 27, 2013. It's taken me a few years (2018) to get back to the thread and submit it, here it is... DUNDERBACK There was a strange old butcher, whose name was Dunderback His specialty was sausage meat, and saurkraut, and speck. Then Dunderback invented an incredible steam machine, That ground things into sausage meat, The Dunderback Machine. He had the finest butcher shop, the finest ever seen! That's where he invented, that terrible machine. But there were those that knew that something wasn't right, When dogs and rats and pussy cats went missing in the night. CHORUS: Oh Dunderback, oh Dunderback, how could you be so mean? For having invented that horrible machine? For pussycats and dogs and rats, will never more be seen They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderback's machine. There was a little boy, came walking in the store. He ordered up some sausages and eggs a half a score. And while he was a waiting, he whistled up a tune, And all the little sausages began to dance around the room. One day the meat inspector came a knocking at the door, He said, "I've heard of your machine! Your bribe is gonna soar!". Well Dunderback got angry and pushed the man in deep. And fired up the old machine and now that man is meat. CHORUS: Oh Dunderback, oh Dunderback, how could you be so mean? For having invented that horrible machine? For pussycats and dogs and rats, will never more be seen They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderback's machine. Now there was a shortage and there was no meat to grind. So Dunderback he called the pound to see what he could find. They said, "We're out of business, we can keep the strays no more." "But we'll refer all future finds directly to your store." So if you own a dog or cat, you keep them under lock, 'Cause if you don't, I'm telling you, you're in for quite a shock! For if you buy them sausages from Dunderback, right now You'll hear those little sausages go squeak and bark and meow! CHORUS: Oh Dunderback, oh Dunderback, how could you be so mean? For having invented that horrible machine? For pussycats and dogs and rats, will never more be seen They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderback's machine. Now, Dunderback, he had a wife, the sweetest ever seen, He left her home alone, to clean the sausage meat machine She grew morose and leaned too close, it undressed her by the seams And no one ever saw that dress come out of the machine. One night when he was working, the machine it would not go. So Dunderback climbed inside, the reason for to know. His wife she had a night-mare, was walking in her sleep; She gave the crank an awful yank and Dunderback was meat. CHORUS: Oh Dunderback, oh Dunderback, how could you be so mean? For having invented that horrible machine? For pussycats and dogs and rats, will never more be seen They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderback's machine. Now she awoke to the grinding, of his bones through the machine, But seeing opportunity, she threw in herbs and greens, She had a sale and many tales of the finest sausage seen Now there's a bit of Dunderback in all the meat machined. This might make you wonder, when eating your morning meal. Where the sausage meat came from and if it is really real? 'Cause early in the morning when you see the trucker go, The sign upon the driver's door says "Dunderback Meat Co." CHORUS: Oh Dunderback, oh Dunderback, how could you be so mean? For having invented that horrible machine? For pussycats and dogs and rats, will never more be seen They'll all be ground to sausage meat in Dunderback's machine.
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