Now, should the Golden Arches take a pointer from the musings, elsewhere in the BS section, jointly of Donuel and Rapparee, they could market Nothing Burgers. And Nothing Burgers, containing no beef, neither fresh nor frozen, would therefore be Stealth Burgers, operating in silence with no Cowbell Noises. Actually my previous post brings to mind Chuck Berry at his lowest ebb: My Ding-A- [dead air] My Ding-A- [dead air] I Want to Play With My Ding-A- [dead air] Rather like waiting for the other shoe -- "Ling!" -- to drop.
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