Two anthropology programs played on PBS last night and after the second came an hour of public television wedding watch. I had to stir myself to get up and turn it off when they finally reached a point of gushing about the style of the bride's mother . . . PBS had to bring in Meredith Viera because apparently none of the network-grown news anchors were willing to gush an hour an evening until this thing happens. It's embarrassing to watch.

That said, more power to the couple. They have taken up good causes and aren't in danger of inheriting the throne. Maybe they'll have something resembling a real life once all of this is over. Clearly the 4chan folks are smearing the bride, hopefully people can ignore that nonsense.