If I could get off my arse, literally off the bog, I should be an activist for public transport and cycling... But in my militant student youth I never dreamt I'd end up stuck in the house as such an overweight, lethargic, apathetic lump of old bloke health conditions... Damn that Madonna, she's only a few weeks older than me, and there's bugger all wrong with her feet, knees, and bowels a few million dollars can't sort out... Mind you, Michael Jackson and Prince were also only a few weeks older than me...
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