I was drunk in charge of a shopping trolley once... It was well past midnight, and the only way to get my completely sozzled girlfriend [now the mrs] safely back from the city centre to our student hall of residence 4 or 5 miles away... I'm fairly certain we stayed on the pavements...??? Back then, I was so skinny, less than 11 stone, and could get pissed on just a few bottles of strong lager... Duran Duran and Spandau Ballet were in the pop charts...
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