I recall a fragmentary verse from schooldays and wonder if anyone can add to it.
One fine day in the middle of the night Two deaf and dumb got up to fight One was blind and the other could'nt see blah de blah etcetera Paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a ditch and drowned them all
I think there were other lines including coming back to life but it was all along time ago.
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