The maestro...Steve, wasn't that the one that talked. I often wondered what it found to say....

I had a 2nd hand marina. but the handles were very attractive to thieves. Someone nicked our tent from the car , smashing off the handles - outside Stirling University, it was.

Afterwards my father in law who was a fitter at the pit, did a 'pit job' and stuck some homemade handles on with pop rivets.

As they say in Worksop, John, it really looked a bugger.