I understand why T.M. said "i pull the strings and they all dance." All he had to do was say "they absolutely come unglued when you take the direct approach" and they oblige him by doing just that, as well as being haughty and insufferable. John, I hear that Paul Simon has very serious athletes foot...you can read all about it at www.drshoals.com. (perhaps its from those diamonds...)Even more noteworthy is that Art Garfunkel has dry scalp...(in his case that might be terminal.)