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GUEST,Shaman Lyr Req: can anybody read Egyptian hieroglyphics? (23) RE: Lyr Req: can anybody read Egyptian hieroglyphics? 07 Aug 18


Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked Horus if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. Horus agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp.
Down to Hell went Larry. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of Horus saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven."
Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When Horus saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?"
Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."

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