Somewhere I have a small reel of tape with various ditties - it starts off with - I believe Bang Bang Lulu and its downhill from there on - I do not have a reel to reel tape recorder any more, but maybe one day....

I used to go caving and cavers make rugby players seem like boy scouts - mind you - I've known former boy scouts who had a considerable repertoire of this stuff.

In my experience, its the quiet ones you need to watch out for... those who are bawling out the naughty stuff pink faced and cheerfully sozzled are usually found face down on the sofa and snoring by midnight.