I can remember the first verse, but it is 39 years since I wrote it....and we did have "Satnav" in 1979....it was the old Transit Doppler Satnav system (and my official job title by 1981 was "Satnav Chief"): The thing about this job I hate Is working with Rho/3 Pulse/8 As on the graph it gaily plots Positions in the form of dots That dance and swim before my eyes As I slowly start to realise The course the numbers say we steam The Satnav puts upon our beam Half a mile or more, I think The Bloody Pulse/8 is on the blink There are I think, without digging it out, another 5 verses, ending with: So seismic companies be on your guard The choice is limited, I know it's hard But if you need results that carry some "weight" Don't trust your positioning to Bloody Pulse/8 (We would "weight" different positioning and ancillary sensors....Doppler sonar, thermistor, Loran, etc) differently in the ship's INS (Integrated Navigation System) according to their precision and reliability. But, as I said, it makes little sense to someone who wasn't working on seismic vessels in the late 70s or early 80s.
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