I was in the Navy for 9 years and several of my songs were performed by others as well as myself. One in a show onboard ship with Frankie Howard topping the bill.
I was an electrician back then - never a songwriter.
You are correct, of course, what I have done is of no interest to anyone here. I never thought it was.
However, my point still stands: you were making an absurd statement to be provacative.
Now I'll go back to reading and not commenting. Some of you really don't make this place very welcoming at all.