He is, Backwoodsman. And very funny too.

He's always throwing his arms round our next-door neighbour Robert and saying, "Hello my brother! I am your Nigger Neighbour and I love you!"

Robert is always convulsed with laughter and often says, "If oim yer bloomin' brother mate, moi owld ma must've been at it wi' a black milkman!"

Norwich City FC seem to have introduced several new colours for their training kits - khaki, silver and grey, a zizzy electric green and so on. Sadly for me, their shop is a short walk from the Nike one. (Riverside is the area right next to the Canaries football ground) So having done the tour of Nike, we then have to explore the entire Canaries shop as well.

I don't really mind. He always looks dishy in his shorts and sporty gear...