Gosh, I didn't realise how much fun you could have writing up lists of rules and hoping people aren't confusing you with someone who gives a shit. Apparently pigeon fancier associations and political parties get bogged down in rules too.

You know, you could always go whole hog and set up a committee to run it. I would advise you read Orwell's Animal Farm first though.

Back in the real world, the person nudging it along decides all and decent people go along with it. You can't educate pork, so no point in trying.

Ok, just one rule. Sat flipping through your book of words you never bothered to learn or looking at your phone whilst the person next to you is trying to entertain you should be a capital offence.