My dear Little Hawk, There are Certain Photographs that have come into my possession of a Ms Rutledge and a hamster named Corridus. These photographs are, shall we say, of a rather shocking nature. Indeed, they might upend the Rutledge family entirely by demonstrating just what "goes on" in such Ancient Families. I am certain you would not desire that the name of the Rutledge family and that of Ms Rutledge in particular be dragged through the open sewers of public discussion. Therefore, if you will have Mr. Shame McBride deliver €750,000 in small denomination, used, banknotes to a location to be named upon your agreement, we shall deliver the photographs and the negatives to your abode. Sincerely yours, Jelliel Wintherbottom III --LH: I do not know why I received this nor where it came from. It showed up in my mailbox yesterday and I pass a true and exact copy on to you as you are obviously the intended recipient.
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