Someone posted these lyrics in response to the original request. Many of the expressions here are unfamiliar to me, but since I can neither confirm them nor supply anything better, I will post them “as is.”

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks! It's Schuster.

CHORUS: He's a darling, a devil, a wagon-day wit,
A jester, a joker, a double-crossing twit.
From an excess come-here cheese, a cocky little rooster,
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks! It's Schuster.

A deceiver, a steeler, ready with the rag,
A prankster, a gangster, game for a gag.
Oh, boy! Guilty rocking p***ter [poofter?]!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks! It's Schuster.

(Instrumental)
(Chorus)

Laat waai kwagga!

(Chorus)

The rubgy protesters say: "We don't want Naas"
The springbok selectors they give Naas a pass.
For a new penny afsleg from the day way back when,
But who's that new fly half? The new number ten?

(Chorus)

A deceiver, a steeler, ready with the rag,
A prankster, a gangster, game for a gag,
Airship to control, guilty rocking oester.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks! It's Schuster.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, shucks! It's Schuster.