When I did sales support I travelled all over the UK on expenses and stayed in some fine places but one of two were decidedly dodgy! One in Bath had a proprietor who Basil Fawlty could have been modelled on! I arrived back at the hotel not particularly late and thought I would have a drink. I rang the bell as no one was about and the guy appeared at the desk wearing a night shirt and night cap. I kid you not. In his favour, after muttering for a while, he handed me the keys to the bar and told me to help myself:-)