Judged by his actions the Chumpchimp (I shall refer to he/she/it by that term) is an astonishingly bad piece of maladroit...well, I shan't finish that thought. Chumpchimp sold her/his twin sister AND mother into a Life of Shame to pay for a gender-change operation and to be smuggled in a load of bananas to the port of New York. Chumpchimp's poor mother died of heartbreak to think that her offspring would do such a thing; sister Chinga did her best for her poor mother but she, too, was shocked by the crass and evil (there is no other word) actions of her sibling. Years later she told a reporter in an interview for Paris-Match how she held her dying mother in her arms and of her mother's last words, "Daughter, never forget what has been done to us. Revenge me, revenge yourself. No one else will. I forgive you for it, and I hope that YOU can forgive me for bringing such a monster into the world." Chinga went on in the only work she knew and after grueling work now owns the world's largest (and poshest) chain of bordellos in the world. Her underworld and overworld connections make it certain that someday, perhaps soon, her sibling will be hung up by an 'added member' and used as first a piñata, then a target, and finally as the main dish for a bushmeat barbecue. At least, that was her last plan.