Some of you folks may have noticed that, in contrast to previous election cycles, I am being very supportive of Chongo's attempt to take The White House this time around. There are numerous reasons for this change of heart:

1) A chimpanzee is highly preferable to the current resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

2) "If Trump can win, a chimp can win!" (Proposed campaign slogan.)

3) As pointed out in a previous post, poop-flinging has become the standard means of communicating US policy goals.

4) Chongo's personal fondness for Havana cigars will lead to improved US/Cuba relations.

5) Chongo would issue an executive order requiring that all federal law enforcement officers carry Smith & Wesson revolvers, not Glock or SIG automatics. This will create thousands of new US jobs.

6) Fedoras are way cool. The anticipated rise in their popularity if Chongo is elected would create even more thousands of US jobs.

7) Chongo's campaign events would feature swing bands playing immortal standards instead of assholes like Ted Nugent.

8) Chongo has promised all who support him free passes to his sister Chinga's bordello.