Achilles heel or not... May we live to see the Trump Hotel Museum Tomb and Gift Shop. I can see it now, His long red ties behind glass that he had urinated on, the mattress that was urinated on, a list of 1000 people he pissed on via tweet. The leatherette bound compendium of his tweets for only $499.99 Where are they going to stash his 'golden' casket? Certainly not Arlington Cemetary. Queens? Peurto Rico? Atlantic City? La Brea Tar pits? Soggy Bottom? Most likely it will be Trump Tower or his DC Hotel?
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