This Christmas wandered I unsure Into that CD megastore Among the shelves I the did slope To that small section labelled "folk". With Steeleye Span I made my way Unto the ckeckout for to pay. I handed my CD at which A 'cool' young man began his pitch: Would I like from this display Christmas songs by Michael Buble All for two pounds ninety nine- Special offer for Christmas time. I'm sure these songs so old and cheesy Will make your Christmas listening easy. A strange look came into this young man's eye When I gave him my reply. "Would this Blooblay bloke blee my desire When I'm clutching Maddy Plyor? One could hardly miss them after all With a pile of the bloody things nearly three feet tall Rather than buy this disc compact The norovirus I'd contract Such clooners are just not my thing Neither clave I Criff nor Bing. So may your Christmas bring you cheer And hasten in a good New Year And keep us all from toil and trouble Torment us not with Michael Blubble; And keep us free from very ague Especially from Blublonic plague!
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