Transcript from the Blind River Traffic Report: Ah, yeah, the stoplight has turned green now. WHAT a traffic jam! Three cars! And, yes, that's Bill Johnson's fish truck...it's an accident! All those fish spilled...that's gonna be a real stinkin' job to clean up, eh? We know Bill don't sell 'em fresh. Well, that's all the traffic report today. Wait wait! Here comes Don McBride's pickup and that's Shame at the wheel. Wonder if Don knows, eh?
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