To a sheriff, it's a top gun's shot, to a rustler, it's a hangman's knot, to a cowboy, it's a mad stampede, to a smoker, it's a weed. To a bigot, it's a Jew next door, to a klansman, it's a guy from CORE, to a bircher, it's a Commie nut, to a smoker, it's a butt. To a diver, it's a hungry shark, to a stroller, it's a Central Park, to a hunter, it's a wild stag, to a smoker, it's a drag. To an ulcer, it's a shot of booze, to a weak heart, it's some shocking news, to a deep cut, it could be gangrene, to a smoker, nicotine.
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