You can hear this song at YouTube: THE MODERN DIVER As recorded by Mr. Flotsam & Mr Jetsam, 1929. All basses used to sing of the good old-fashioned diver. But divers now are so highbrow there’s hardly one survivor Who is walking alone, walking alone, Walking alone in the depths of the sea. Now divers have their fashion books. The best of divers dive for looks. They don their diving kit(?) with pride, Their helmets cocked a bit one side, And sure as smiling mermaid pass, They wink at her through safety glass— No danger now for modern fish Are educated as you wish. They wave a welcome with their fins. Sardines invite them to their tins, And if you’re tired, so it’s said, The oysters offer you their bed. How cheerful the life of a diver must be, Strolling alone, patrolling alone, Strolling, patrolling the depths of the sea! Sometimes I must confess I’d like to be a diver. When things are blue and all askew, it would be worth a fiver To be lounging alone, basking alone, Sleeping alone in the depths of the sea. Now divers mostly pay their subs To most exclusive divers’ clubs, While others lead more hectic lives Drinking in divers divers’ dives, And there’s a diver’s union too To say what divers have to do, And make them certain times of day Give channel swimmers right of way. The ones that dive for pearls, it’s said, Won’t wear a helmet on the head. Their watchword is, and they make it flat: Down with this and down with that. How cheerful the life of a diver must be, Slumming alone, plumbing alone, Slumming and plumbing the depths of the sea! Searching for treasure in a coral strand, Stepping to the music of a submarine band, Jazzing along, bear-hugging(?) along, Doing the black bottom At the black bottom of the sea.
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