"Are you from Clevedon?" Al - nah.. nowhere near wealthy enough...!!! Clevedon is an exclusive exotic resort located near the northern most coastal reaches of Scrumpyshire... I grew up miles away where the modern factories used to tempt lowly rural agricultural workers away to the bright electric lights and big town vice and depravity; abandoning their jolly idyllic traditional folk singing lives, breaking their backs ploughing the fields, harvesting, and sweating their bollocks off for the country gentlefolks...
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