Two miners getting on in years made a life-long habit of going for a drink together every Sunday morning. One Sunday one knocked on his mate's door to accompany him down to the local "Is Fred ready yet?" he asked when his mate's wife came to the door I'm afraid I have some bad news", she replied, "He was in the garden last night pulling a head of cabbage for today's dinner when he had a heart attack and died" "Jaysus missus Jones, that's awful, what will you do now ?" "I'll have to open a tin of peas, I suppose" Jim Carroll
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