A lady elephant was making her way through the jungle when a rotten tree fell, trapping her trunk against the ground Try as she might, she couldn't free herself and after a while she begins to worry she might starve to death After many hours, along comes a mouse and, seeing her plight, begins to dig frantically until, late the following day, she manages to pull herself free Beside herself with gratitude, she thanks the mouse profusely and asks him if there's any way she can repay him He thinks hard and finally says; "Well, as ridiculous as it may sound, I've always wanted to make love to an elephant" She immediately agrees, and the mouse begins to make passionate love to her He almost reaches climax when a rotten branch falls from the tree they are under, giving her a sever blow on the head She lets out a deafening roar, and the mouse asks "Sorry, am I hurting you?" Jim
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